Classical Greek

Greece is between the size of Louisiana and Mississippi in terms of square miles. You may have one word agreeing with another word, seven words away. The word order is unlike anything you have ever seen before. So if you take the effort to learn some Greek enough to be able to read a little bit of it then start looking at the Greek dialects, you can get some really great ideas about things you can do in terms of colony and dialectology,. I just googled one other thing. Did you say mountains? Oh, mountains. Yes, lots of muffins. Do I know how much muffins? I know. Dreeks don’t do muffins