Introduction

This is a rooster teeth production. Greetings to all you grills. Hover on into the stinky dragon, swallow our latest swill, bird brain freeze. It's a mixture of venomous vodka, electro coffee liqueur, tintecular cola, and topped with a dollop of cruel whip. Once you wet your beak with this creamy cocktail, your tentacles will never let go. Drop anchor, stole your seat, and let's resume our nautical narrative.