How to Get a Healthy Looking Tan

The year was 2009. The bride to be wanted to look beautiful in her white wedding dress. So she lah-ed herself up with deep tanning lotion and visited every tanning salon in her town. She went to Ted's Sunshine Salon which is just next to the bakery. And then she popped in at Lucinda's Orange Jaffa Emporium. It's quite a popular opposite that fried chicken place isn't it? Yeah yeah it's called crunchy fried wings. They only ever sell wings there. No other part. Well what can I say? I don't like wings actually.