We Love Long Bits. Oh, Slimy. Do It to Me. Slow. Okay.

Alex Baldwin's dream was to be a classical music announcer, not an actor. He seems embarrassed on that show when he has anyone who is too famous by conventional metrics. And also the tone of that show is absolutely like, I more than anything want to be the person who introduces you to the highest of her. We're such nasty fucking freaks for long bits.