Do You Have a Dyson Hair Straightener?

"I have a Dyson hair straightener and I've never used it one night. I can't figure out how to turn it the fuck on," she said. "It's the kind of purchase where I bought it and I don't know if I'm ever gonna use it." She added: "I feel like I'm a 65-year-old young grandma that I'm trying to be hip"