Do You Know When Something Crazy Is Happening Up at the Six Mile In?

The townspeople get militia together, they all grab their different weapons and pitchworks. A guy named dave ross is assigned to stand guard outside the six mile inn. The next day a couple of highwaymen that belonged to the gang that hung out of the six mile and walk by, and they see dave ro ss hanging out,. He's like, mann ha fugin five mile and it's no six and am i right? Here come these robbers. And so they grab dave rouss and beat the shit out of him and drag him back to the six mile hotel. It's almost like this was kind of the worst planh and they got the worst person