How to Kiss People

Kissing requires 146 muscles to coordinate. Children in the womb move to the right when they kiss, so scientists have discovered. I think there should be specific rules of which way you kissing people should go. Men go... Well, in fact, I was going to say men to the right, women to the left. But that wouldn't work, would it? Yeah, it wouldn't work. Maybe we could start the rule now. Everyone go to the right. It's like in London on the tube when they say on the escalators, which you remember, like this mobile stairs that take you up. Say, stay right. That's what I like. THAT'S what