The Life of a High Ass

"I've had to live with this information all my life and have been too embarrassed to tell anyone. I could have just told my boyfriend I couldn't flush," she says. "But we were still fresh in our relationship and I couldn't stand the thought of him getting rid of my giant shit while I'm not even there." She then spent the rest of the day scanning customers groceries, traumatized about what she'd been up to. 'Even when I shit my pants, I'm not keeping the underwear,' she adds.