In a Metal Mood

"I like a nice white but i now, you couldn't have imagined a less metal a pedigree than patbo no," says the author. Patboon is an evangelical christian who has been a crooner for forty years. He's best known for sporting like venex sweaters and khakes and topsiders,. Or not even top siders, those shoes, those those white bucks. That's how this whole thing began.