Ruth Jordan's Story of Frank's Dad Taking Bacon Back to the Butcher

RJ's father took bacon back to the butcher on account of it having salt in it. And he carried it, still in the saucepan. I think if you're carrying a toaster like an implement or a frying pan and you look like my dad, you don't want to be arguing about the bike. Give him the bacon. When you're holding not just an enormous piece of can of styen, but one that's still sizzling hot. He came in one night with all these handles, swollen up. My granddad once took a faulty toaster back to the shop with the badly toasted piece of bread still in it. Just to prove his point. Was