A History of the Czars

Alexander the third does not have a great funeral becausehe fuck up the embalming. The poetry to this is weird, cause it was like a shitdy small boyox. A stampede of 800 thousand people in an area that is not prepared at all for crowd control and doesn't have anybody dedicated to keeping people safe. It's real bad. I mean, you know what i went to when i was younger, and two thousand 13-year-old boys were running around with no pants on. And there was one stampede where 30 million people ran into each other trying to get away from some guy who had just killed his wife. But they were really good about getting rid of