The Semi-Normal Wedding

The venue owner, he said it was self-defense but there was no evidence of any kind of fight or resistance or anything like that. If it's self-defense you don't go through like a Mrs. Doubtfire-esque comedy of errors trying to dispose of evidence while a wedding's happening. You call the police and say someone tried to kill me and then I had to kill them and it's the worst thing that ever happened. The bride wanted a discount from the venue owner? Wait they asked for a discounts from the murderer? Yeah. He was unavailable to give discount.