#290 - Missing Heads & Water Beds - Wellington, Kansas
Small Town Murder
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The Kansas Wheat Festival
The Kansas wheat festival is going to be here. The parades theme for 2021 was, quote, traveling through the decades. Bed races are happening. Cornhole sounds like they're diddling each other. Couch ship sound nice, but that's actually tried cow shit as opposed to just a nice bean bag. Edible book contest. I guess you make a book you can eat and the face of you makes the best one. Just old men. Throwing horseshoes. I'm sure hot dog eating contest. That's disgusting. Perfect. Kids sidewalk chalking contest and then close it all up with a lip sync contest. This is a fucking death.
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