I'll Write a Novel, a Whole Ass Novel

There was a rumor going around school that the dudes in Green Day had stopped at the Denny's in our town on their way out of town after that show. The fellas and their pop punk regalia, their spikes and mascara and whatnot, Green Day, kicking back with a French slam or a moods over my hammy in our town. Teenagers make up all kinds of melodramatic shit. So a couple decades later, I will write a novel, a whole ass novel. Nobody asked me to do this. Nobody wanted this. And as it turns out, nobody was willing to publish this. Don't worry. I won’t make you read it