The Ghost of Electricity

I've been tasered a few times. I recommend everyone should try it. You like drinking your pint. The actual tasering itself isn't so bad. But the thing is, a taser has these two sharp barbs on it. And they dig in. So that's what actually hurt. Because he poked me with this fucking taser and then he hit the tase button. It feels like you're having a heart attack, heart's pounding away. Have you been pepper sprayed before? No! What the fuck? Is this your friend Dave again? No, no, I was on when we were Cadets,. Army Cadets at school. Something you know the