I'm Just Like a Zombie Except She's Not Going for Human Flesh

In this episode Tim reacts and rants to Ellen DeGeneres's statement made responding to the California flooding. Tim also goes over the rapidly growing Ozempic shortage sweeping the nation. With high-class restaurant Noma going out of business in late 2024 Tim goes in depth to find out why.



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