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How I Survived My First Suicide
i lost count of the number of times i tried to kill myself an like down was pretty pathetic. But some of em were kind of funny, if you have dark sense of humor. I remember one time, around two thousand and eight, two thousand and nine, iwas a life insurance policy. The night before, i was on, like, a really bad bander, so i was dying while i was working. And i was thinking about killing myself at this fortune tellers. You know, there's a net around the golden gate bridge, so if you jump in the wrong place, you'll end up in the net. So i'd probably end up nailing my studs