Sh*t My Dad Says

After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, Justin Halpern moved back in with his 73-year-old father, Sam Halpern.

Sam, a retired doctor of nuclear medicine, is known for his blunt, often profane, but always honest advice.

Justin began recording his father's quotes and anecdotes, which quickly gained popularity on Twitter.

The book is a coming-of-age memoir that weaves these quotes into a narrative of their father-son relationship, set against the backdrop of family life, Little League games, and everyday conversations.

It is a chaotic, hilarious, and heartfelt portrait of a unique family dynamic.